Funny Quotes Enjoy!!!

Whatever the question is, Liquor is the answer

Your village called.. they want their idiot back

Marriage Has cured my fear of being alone

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage"

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right