Whatever the question is, Liquor is the answer
Your village called.. they want their idiot back
Marriage Has cured my fear of being alone
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage"
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right